13. “Free nose job in Argentina posted by the girl on a shame me group on FB”
This woman received a free nose in a public teaching hospital. Lesson learned, free is not always a good thing! At least now everyone wears masks, so that’s it.
14. “What is with this face shape right now?! The guy doesn’t even look human anymore. Why would you *willingly* do that to yourself?”
He’s probably wondering the same thing right now. Look at that glazed and distant look in his eyes. @illumijonny7: “I’m going for that beautiful squid look.” @alchemycrafts: “It’s a physical manifestation of how distorted our own ego and identity can become on the Internet. Take note.”
15. “You Know You Want Me….”
Well, maybe a bee loves you. Actually, maybe a bee already had you. @Gost_of_a_Black_Cat: “I’m trying to understand the motivation behind this, and I just can’t.”
16. “Only 10% real lip tissue”
What’s good about looking 100% human? It’s overrated. @crowsonmymantle: “Wow, I could have been pretty and saved a lot of money.”