9. “I don’t make milk yet”

This is simply unfathomable. In plain words, we can’t understand it at all! Why would someone write that on a receipt anyway?

10. That’s a great tip, though.

This is not exactly the tip that the server was expecting, but it’s still a great piece of advice. But, next time, just provide the right kind of tip, witty customer

11. This guy might be drunk but he was sweet!

This is just so sweet! The customer might have been drunk but that did not stop them from recognizing the efforts of their server.

12. This truly dramatic restaurant

We’re not sure why this receipt punched a very exclamatory “Fire!” in their receipt. It’s not just weird, but it’s also super dramatic.