16 Dirty Facts You’re Dying to Know but Are Too Afraid to Ask

Or, you can buy a special bra.



This is probably not something to bring up at a happy hour, but it’s something us ladies could probably stand to keep in mind next time we’re investing in some serious padding. But remember, this fact just says your breasts can grow during

Feel familiar?



In essence, you could think of a vagina as just another mouth. A hole that’s full of teeth. Just kidding, vaginas don’t have teeth. Or do they? We’re not telling. We’re just gonna let you worry about that for the rest of your natural life. But trust us, if women had to brush their vagina teeth before bed you’d probably know about it by now.

This will make the holidays more interesting.



It turns out people over 50 don’t magically switch into entirely different people than they were at any other point in their lives. They’re people just like everyone else, and they do basically everything everyone else does, just maybe less often. Because frankly, they’re tired, okay?

And yet we still haven’t cured cancer.



Sometimes it seems like maybe these perverted scientists should start putting their science brains to better use. Honestly, what good does this knowledge do? Aside from making all women paranoid about how they walk forever, as if there wasn’t already enough to be paranoid about. Although, if you see a grown woman skipping for no apparent reason, there are probably only so many conclusions you can draw.