15 People fluent in Chinese and/or Japanese share meanings of the worst tattoos they’ve seen

9. “Turtle”

This person seems like a great friend.

10. “Free Egg Roll with Combined Purchase”

Much better than “loyalty”, frankly.

11. “Goldfish Man”

I wonder what he did to deserve this!

12. “Monkey”

No, but it’s supposed to say that.

13+ people who are too clever to ever have a difficult life

16 Clever last-minute Halloween Costumes that look well-planned